Sometimes, it's just worth winging it.
First, make sure your
stew meat is thawed. Or, at least, mostly thawed. Pull your
bacon, carrots and onions out of the fridge. Realize you can't find your mom's copy of Julia Child's
Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Hope you'll remember the
recipe well enough.
Heat up your pot and slice your bacon. While the bacon is sizzling,
send a kid next door to borrow a roll of
paper towels, because you're
out of those, too. Blot the moisture off your mostly-thawed beef.
Realize you're out of
beef stock, and you let hubby take the car today. Figure you'll make do, even though it's kind of a critical ingredient.
Spoon the crispy bacon into a bowl. Brown the meat in the bacon grease in small batches, so as not to overcrowd and "boil" the beef. (
Be grateful you remember this line from "Julie & Julia.")
Turn over the small pieces first so they don't get overcooked. (
You've got this down!) Try not to burn yourself over the popping grease.
Chop a few carrots and slice a couple onions while the beef is browning.
Remove the browned beef into the bowl with the bacon as each batch is done. Then toss the carrot and onion slices into the pot with a little bit of
oil, and stir.
Salt and pepper. Realize you don't have
thyme. Worry about that later.
Heat up the oven to
425 while the veggies soften. Sprinkle a couple tablespoons of
flour, some
salt and pepper over the beef, and mix gently.
Dump the meat into the pot over the veggies, and look around for dish towels that aren't wet, since you still have no idea where you packed your
potholders.
Move the uncovered pot into the hot oven to brown -- know you have exactly 10 minutes to find an alternative to
beef stock and a
bottle opener for the
wine.
Run like mad next door to your parents' house where half your kitchen supplies are stored, find bottle opener but no beef broth. Run across the street (
in your pajamas and apron), and ask your neighbor if she's got any stock or bouillon cubes. Rejoice when she hands you
beef bouillon powder (it'll do!) and run home like mad before the beef is overcooked.
Pull the pot out of the oven. Turn the heat down to
300 degrees.
Pour a tall glass (because your only
measuring cup is in the dishwasher) full of water, spoon in a random amount of bouillon powder (because the jar doesn't have directions), mix and dump into the pot.
Remember you haven't added any herbs. Dump the last part of a bottle of
Herbs de Provence into the pot. Open the
bottle of cab you
borrowed stole from your parents' house along with the opener, and cover the meat with it.
Stir, and bring to a simmer. Cover, and put in the oven.
Whew. Dinner will be ready at 5:30. (
Now you have three hours to paint the kitchen cabinets.)
Note: All's well that ends well.
Or, dinner made a bit frantically can still be quite delicious!
